What's that smell?

Why is it that sweat from different parts of your body smell different? I think I notice this more in the summer, likely 'cause I (and probably you...) sweat more in the summer. The funny thing is, at the end of the day or, if I'm lucky, some time earlier, when I slide off my satin boxers, I am often hit with a wave of body odour emanating from my, shall we say, nether regions that is noticeably more pungent than that which comes from anywhere else. I know, it's a weird thing to talk about, but sometimes you just have to ask, ya know...

That reminds me of a story...

The band was playin' some shows down in the 'Deep' South, I believe it was Texas in the middle of August. It was about 780 degrees on stage every night and Dannii was getting pretty f**kin' bitter at the club owner where the band was doin' a three night stand. The guy had promised the first two nights that he would fire up his ancient air conditioner and get the heat wave under a bit of control. Johnny and Tommy really hated that because the AC was gonna mess with their throats, and therefore their voices. So, unbeknownst to Dannii, they made a deal with the owner to NOT turn on the AC. So, night number three runs it's course, Dannii sweats off his sack (Hey! The preface actually did remind me of this. There's a first time for everything!) all night long. Encore time comes (back when the boyz had enough energy to do encores...) and Dannii figures 'screw this', I'll get this bastard back. The rest of the band scurries out onto the stage and leads into their encore, but where's Dannii? Two seconds later out he strides...in his bright pink and yellow cowboy boots and absolutely nothing else, except his Strat draped over his freely hanging...


What? That happened to Jesse James Dupree in Jackyl, too? But he did it everywhere, not just in Texas? Wow, that's a coincidence...

Uh...ok...Tommy just told me that it happened to Jesse James Dupree, but not Dannii. Tommy was lying to me when he told me it happened to Dannii. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for getting bare-assed naked on stage in Texas. That happened to that Jesse James Dupree. But he's cool, too. I heard Jackyl once played fifty shows in fifty states in fifty days, once (or something like that...). That rocks.

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)