From behind?

How come some days you wake up and you have those lines on your face or body from the sheets (or pillowcase) on your bed? I have this line across my face today that makes me look kinda like Hatchetface from the movie “Cry-Baby”.No matter what I do, rub it, splash water on it, masturbate...nothing will get rid of this damned line. I really think I may need plastic surgery to get rid of it! What the hell is happening to me? Why can't I get rid of this line?? What's that? Who just called me a pillow-biter? I'll f**kin' kill you...who said it?

That reminds me of a story...

On a quick jaunt opening for Suzi Quatro on an attempted comeback tour in the mid-80's, the band found themselves deathly bored. Hanging out in Flint, Michigan at the always exciting Holiday Inn was not cutting it in the excitement department. The tour had been a bit of a whirlwind, though, and everyone but Likki kind of appreciated the fact that they could have a bit of down time. Of course, Likki, with his ADD and all, couldn't just get some rest. He needed excitement. So, the three other guys and their one roadie, Sid, were kicking back beside the pool (strange, since it was a not-so-toasty September day), when all of a sudden there are car horns honking in the background and people screaming at the top of their lungs, in the background. The boyz get off of their poolside loungers, just in time as a black Lincoln Continental, with Likki behind the wheel, comes crashing through the fence and takes a nose dive into the deep end of the...


What? That happened to Keith Moon, too? And The Who got banned from every Holiday Inn? Wow, that's a coincidence...

Uh...ok...Dannii just told me that it happened to Keith Moon, but not Likki. Dannii was lying to me when he told me it happened to Likki. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for driving cars into hotel swimming pools. That happened to that Keith Moon. But he's cool, too. 'Course, he's dead.

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)