What might have been

The US election may be over, but the seemingly never-ending pool of fodder for this blog, that is Sarah Palin, just keeps giving. Although, it's likely that this will be the last time her name comes up here (if only that were the case everywhere). As everyone knows Damage has been gettin' himself some Alaskan-bred strange for some time. As is his habit, like Billy Baldwin in Flatliners, he likes to have a record of his many conquests. Kind of like a modern day Gene $immons, you might say (Gene only has Polaroids of his 2000+ conquests, Damage may someday have an entire wing of the Smithsonian dedicated to his video library...).

Whether it was his intent or not, and knowing him we think not, had Palin become VP, Damage would have been one of the most powerful men in the world. That or he would have been a prime target for assassination. He has hours, nay... days, worth of footage of he and the once-again-only-Governor of Alaska engaged in activities that are quite unbecoming of a head of state. The blackmail possibilities would have been endless.

It reminds me of a time, years ago, when Tommy Gunns was in a similar situation with Hillary Clinton. While Bill was off sticking a cigar into Monica Lewinsky's private parts, Gunns was, as he used to say, layin' some pipe with the first lady. She always said that turnabout was fair play, and Gunns had her turning about on his manhood (Gunns is so old-fashioned, he says things like manhood, just to be civil).

Not to be outdone, Johnny Emaxx has an extensive collection of tapes of him bumping uglies with Cicciolina, who you may, or more likely may not, remember was an Italian politician after having a stellar career as a hard-core porn star. Damned Emaxx, he never wastes time, he always follows the path of least resistance.

We can only assume that, someday when he moves on to fully-grown women, Likki Stixx is likely to follow in the footsteps of his Toyz brethren, preserving the history of his journey through manhood. Oh, the fun we'll have when we're old men looking back. It warms my heart.

Ciao, babies...

Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)