The boy is back in town

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you may relax. Once again Tommy Gunns is back in the saddle. Or more accurately, back out of it? Of course we are speaking only in a figurative sense. It's not like anything he was doing was saddle-related in anyway, whatsoever. Really.

Tomorrow night at Morgan's at 10:30, we will have the somewhat long-awaited return to the stage of Mr. Gunns. We know his flying fingers will be as dexterous as ever and hopefully his teeth can handle the old Hendrix tooth-picking. He may even do a bit of drumming we hear, a return to form since the days of his spine replacement a few months ago.

Johnny Emaxx as well will be on stage, having decided to remain in the band, as well, after the two axe-slingers had a sit down chat and decided that keeping the band together was better than bagging groceries at the local Chinese grocery. If you remember, Emaxx was thrown for a bit of a loop last week when the rumor of Gunns departure for twangier pastures was making the rounds.

As well, things seem to have calmed down for Dannii Lee Damage. The threatened legal action with regards to the similarity of his oral posture to that of Paris Hilton has not come to fruition. He can do whatever the hell he wants with his lips and no one can do a thing about it.

So, with everything back the way it must be, we look forward to another night of debauchery on the Red Mile, tomorrow night.

Ttfn...

Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)

P.S. - Keep and eye out for this little fella slinging brews at the show.