And then there's Likki...

So all week, last week, we discussed the goings on with various members of the Toyz. All except Likki Stixx. But really, what is there to say that you don't already know. He's a successful businessman by day. And a drumming and sex machine by night.

While Tommy Gunns goes east to find himself (not play with himself!) and Johnny Emaxx goes on a quest to find Tommy, and while Dannii Lee Damage tries to keep Paris Hilton off his dick (or his ass, or his case...I guess) about the pout rip-off, Likki continues to skate through life.

Who else do you know that falls into choice gigs almost everywhere he turns? First off, as if straight out of Spinal Tap, he stepped in to broken Toyz when previous drummer Oliver Closov spontaneously combusted onstage at a gig in Amsterdam (apparently after an afternoon warming up in some...club?). Lucky for Likki, he and Oliver had talked technique while Likki cleaned the room at the end of Oliver's 'visit'. Likki accepted an invitation to the show. He stepped in, mid-song, and the rest is history.

Then, Tommy Lee of Motley Crue hurts his wrist during some 'stripper spanking' incident and can't do a gig in Red Deer one night. Who gets the call? None other than our 'leeeettle fren' Likki. He lights it up with the Crue and life goes on, with Likki more famous than ever.

Then there's the time the band was gigging in Arkansas. The van broke down and someone had to walk to try and find us help before we all died at the hands of creepy, backwoods hillbillies. Well. Likki drew the short straw and got to go explore. He came back driving a tow truck, fixed the van, all by himself, in no time and got us back on our way. He made us all feel like shit by telling us the horrifying story of how the guy who lent him the truck had made him sleep with his spinster daughter in payment for borrowing the truck. We all felt we owed a debt of gratitude to Likki till, upon returning the truck we saw the farmer's daughter.

Does anything bad ever happen to this guy?


CYA.

Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)