Ok, so this isn't really a post about the band...
It's just that I was feeling the need to feed my own ego, so I popped in to take a look at the site, make sure it still looks good even though I've been neglecting it and such.
So... I'm scrolling down the page and I notice the large banner ad running down the right side of the page. And what, you ask, was it advertising? You are not going to believe this (and it may well be different when/if you read this), but The Official Tom Cruise Fan Club is advertising on our little ol' site!!!!!
Ok, so it's not really his fan club. WORSE....it's the 'Church' of Scientology!!! Does this mean the band has officially reached cult status? Will they hunt me down and kill me for putting "'Church' of Scientology" and "cult" in the same paragraph? Will I mysteriously disappear, not only from the web but from the face of the Earth?
I wonder...
Only one way to find out. Everybody, the 'Church' of Scientology is a CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT,CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT, CULT!!!!!!!
Ok, Cruise-ites, come and get me.
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid and Non-operating Thetan)
P.S. - I'm not joking... see if the banner ad is still there. I'm so creeped out.
12 September 2009
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