Pirate broadcast

Hey kids...

I've been kind of invisible for a couple of months...someone decided, against my will, to get me into 'treatment' for some problem I supposedly have. But they didn't fasten the buckles on my 'restraints' too well this morning and I busted out of my 'room' and snuck into the 'nurses' lounge.

I just had to let everyone know that, on the inside here, word has it that there's going to be a Canadian version of the "Rock of Love Bus", Bret Michaels' long-running (ok, 3 season-long). You know, like "Canadian Idol" came after "American Idol" ( I hear "Afghani Idol" just started, too, ok "Afghan Star"). Anyway, it seems that the lucky 'star' of the show will either be 80's metal legend Steve 'Lips' Kudlow of Anvil fame or... our very own Tommy Gunns. A damned tough choice, I know. That 'Lips' is one good lookin' fella, but hopefully our boy will win the day.

I also wanted to mention, if anyone knows a good... hold on...what's that noise? oh shit, I think they're on to me.. I gotta............ljghfoweurfl weuory3LLGWEUIFW4;AWIJ HEDJFWEBNUWEVY;uioybuh; ui...........