Did you hear about that stewardess (sorry, flight attendant) in France who dug a Kit Kat wrapper out of the garbage (that she had thrown away two hours earlier) and won a trip into space? What the hell? I had no idea that Willy Wonka had moved his chocolate factory to outer space (ok, its a trip that goes to 60 miles above the Earth, not really outer space, I guess). Still, I thought those golden tickets only happened in the movies! Cool! Mmmm, Veruca Salt!
That reminds me of a story...
Winter of '86, Valentine's Day as a matter of fact, and the boyz had just done a show with Cheap Trick in London (no, not London, Ontario, the real one). Dannii was hangin' out with Andy McCoy from Hanoi Rocks. They swung by the place of one of Andy's 'friends', to pick up some 'stuff'. The two of them had been consuming a beverage or two and were a bit messed up already, so the 'friend' wanted to know if Dannii would like him to 'administer' his 'stuff'. Dannii, always looking for someone to do his dirty work, said why not. Almost immediately, Dannii is out like a light. The 'friend' panics and starts pounding on Dannii with a baseball bat trying to wake him up, to no avail. So the 'friend' dumps Dannii in a dumpster behind his place and leaves him for...
What? That happened to Nikki Sixx,, too? A dealer left him for dead in a dumpster? Wow, that's a coincidence...
Uh...ok...Tommy just told me that it happened to Nikki, but not Dannii. Tommy was lying to me when he told me it happened to Dannii. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.
Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for getting left for dead in dumpsters on Valentine's Day. That happened to Nikki Sixx. But he's cool, too. And, surprisingly, still alive.
Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!
Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)
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