I love my job...

Some days you realize just how lucky you are. I don't always like my job (When I have a job that is!), but it's never gotten to the point where I'd rather be dead than do my job. I saw a picture yesterday, granted it was an old picture, but it made me happy to have somewhat marketable skills. It was a picture of the holding area for a company that supplies port-a-potties to big public events. There must've been three hundred port-a-potties in this yard. And most of, if not all of the port-a-potties had been partially, or completely destroyed by fire. Can you imagine having to be that guy who cleans up after this fire? The charred remains of a thousand melted, plastic port-a-potties AND the burned shit and piss of thousands of (likely) drunken idiots who'd used them? I shall thank my lucky stars that I am not that guy.

That reminds me of a story...

Back in the day, then guys used to score some quality chicks (they still do, but the old ones had worldwide name recognition going for them...). At the time, Dannii was just starting to date Heather Locklear. The two of them had met backstage at a gig and hit it off nicely. One afternoon soon after, Dannii was sitting on his couch, a bit hungover, maybe a bit stoned, watching “The Fall Guy”. Well, Dannii was getting a little wood going and decided to call Heather. A minute or two into the conversation he casually mentions that he's watching her on TV right that minute. She asks, a little confused, what he means. He tells her he's watching her right now, he's watching “The Fall Guy”. There is a brief silence on the other end before Heather Locklear says she's not on “The Fall Guy”. Heather Thomas was on “The Fall Guy”.


What? That happened to Tommy Lee, too? Well, I knew both Tommy and Dannii dated Heather Locklear?But they both confused her with Heather Thomas? Wow, that's a coincidence...

Uh...ok...Tommy just told me that it happened to Tommy, but not Dannii. Tommy was lying to me when he told me it happened to Dannii. Dannii didn't date Heather Locklear, he dated Heather LOCKLIN! Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for screwing Heather Locklear. That happened to Tommy. But he's cool, too. And has a huge unit!

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)