Hair we are

Did anyone notice anything different about Dannii Lee Damage on Tuesday night? He looked stellar, as always, he sounded stellar, as always, and from what I heard, from some hot cougar that stumbled off the band bus at 6 AM on Wednesday he felt stellar, as well. All the above is par for the course, but there was just something about him...something I can't put my finger on. But maybe it's something I (or some random woman) could run a handful of fingers through.

That's it! The hair! My God, did you notice the flowing, lustrous blonde curls that were cascading to his shoulders? When did that happen? Did he drop hundreds of dollars in some over-priced salon? Did Likki Stixx work his aesthetic magic on Damage? Or is there a hint of "Jani Lane Syndrome" in the air? You may remember the young Lane and his 'fine' looking rock locks early in Warrant's prime. Then you may remember seeing him through the post-prime years: drunk, fat, thin again, fat again...etc. But all the while, through these ups and downs, Jani's hair has always looked exactly the same. In a suspicious way, that is. You've heard of the music business' shady past with 'payola', has Damage succumbed to a scandalous trend we call 'plugola'? Or is he still the master of his follicular domain?

Whatever the case, at his advanced age (he may be only 26, but his liver's gotta be 92...) he still looks stunning. And really, if they're still lining up outside the bus for a piece of you isn't that all that really matters?

Peace be with you...

Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)