My name is Likki, and I'm an...

Hold on! He's not an alcoholic. He just can't handle his booze. There's a big difference. Besides, he has some kind of medical condition that causes this, or so he tells us. We think it sounds a bit suspicious. Stixx doesn't sound like any Asian name I've ever heard of.

In any case, this 'affliction' has been responsible for many moments of pure entertainment. Years ago, when the band still played out of L.A., Likki had this stupid dog. It was the world's ugliest and meanest dog (you'd be mean, too, if you looked like that dog), but that's beside the point. One night (yes, night) the band was having a party at their place on the beach. Someone came to the door and was ringing the doorbell, over and over. Likki looked out the window to see who the hell was at the door. "It's the f**king mailman", said Likki. "I'll teach him". So he sicks that stupid dog on the poor guy. Only problem is, the cops on the beach patrol wear a uniform that bears a striking resemblance to that of your local mailman. Guess where Likki spent that night?

Then there was the time in Miami when Likki was smashed out of his tree and was pissed off that none of the chicks that hung out after the gig would come back to the hotel with him. He sat alone in his room, pouting and shooting Apple Sourz, for hours. Then decided to call an escort so he could get rid of his impending blue balls. Trouble was he was so hammered that when he tried to call the escort service his call didn't get past the front desk. So when he asked for a girl for his room, they sent up a maid. The maid knocked on the door and got no answer, so she let herself in. When the door slammed shut behind her, Likki woke up. He had his way with her then fell asleep. He didn't realize until the morning, when she was cleaning his room naked except for her apron, that he'd had himself a real 'livin', lovin' maid'.

I could go on and on, but really I think you get the picture.

Likki.. always there to take one (or give one) for the team.

Buenos dias...

Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)