Stampede is killing us...

Wow. I really gotta lay off this Stampede food thing. The breakfasts are great. I love me a good pancake breakfast, but what's with this stupid beef and bean thing? My tender insides and anus are paying the price after every meal, and so is anyone within twenty feet of me. I can't help it, I am just one smelly f**ker this week.

That reminds me of a story...

The band was touring Europe with Iron Maiden. Weird stuff was happening almost everyday. After a gig in London, I don't remember the name of the theatre they played, might've been the Hammersmith Odeon . Anyway, after the gig, Johnny was back at the hotel and he was taking a piss, reading some skin magazine when, all of a sudden, he hears this tapping on the bathroom window. He ignores it for a while, but the tapping continued. So, Johnny stands up, pants still around his knees, and opens the window. This gorgeous chick climbs in the window and looks Johnny up and down. She asks him if he minds if she drops her knickers and has her way with him. Before Johnny has a chance to get a single word out of his mouth, the chick is on top of him, banging away. She finishes up, pulls up her knickers and climbs back out the...

What? That happened to Nikki Sixx, too? And it was Bruce Dickinson's wife? Both Johnny and Nikki screwed Bruce Dickinson's wife? Wow, that's a coincidence...

Uh...ok...Tommy just told me that never happened to Johnny, it only happened to Nikki. Tommy was lying to me when he told me it happened to Johnny. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for screwing Bruce Dickinson's wife in a hotel bathroom. That happened to Nikki. But he's cool, too.

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)