Is Stampede Finnished yet? (so sad isn't it?)

Kodinkoneet tarkistetaan ja huolletaan ensin omassa korjaamossa ja niille annetaan kolmen kuukauden takuu.

Kun kiinnostus vanhaa tavaraa kohtaan on lisääntynyt, myös hinnat ovat joidenkin asiakashavaintojen mukaan nousseet yksityisillä kirpputoreilla. Toisaalta myyjiä on niin monenlaisia, ettei yhtä totuutta ole. Jotkut haluavat tyhjentää komeronsa vanhasta roinasta ja jakavat tavaransa hyvinkin halvalla.

Kierrätyskeskuksen toimintaperiaatteisiin kuuluu hakea tavaroille uusi koti. Sen verran tuloa halutaan kassaan, että toiminnasta aiheutuvat menot tulevat katetuksi. Osa tuotosta käytetään työllistämiseen ja ympäristökoulutukseen.

That reminds me of a story...

The band was doing a swing through the Deep South a few years back. It was hot, it was sweaty and it was dirty. Kind of unpleasant, all around. About three shows into the tour the boys figured out that they were spending way too much of their per diems on keeping their clothes clean. Seeing as how their stage clothes were the same things they wore on the van, and everywhere else, you can imagine that if they didn't wash them regularly, things were gonna go south pretty fast in the hygiene department. Well, Likki and Dannii said f**k it and made a bet to see who could go the longest without washing their clothes. And just because they are who they are, they pushed it even farther. No clothes washing OR showering. $20 to the one who could go the longest (yeah, you heard me $20, the big bucks...) without and kind of cleansing of a personal nature. Well, 3 weeks later, Dannii finally won when some chick threw up after she unzipped Likki's pants while going to give him a...

What? That happened to Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx, too? Both Motley guys and Likki and Nikki had chicks throw up right before...? Wow, that's a coincidence...

Uh...ok...Johnny just told me that never happened to Likki and Dannii, it only happened to Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee. Johnny was lying to me when he told me it happened to the Toyz. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for not showering or changing clothes for 3 weeks. That happened to Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee. But they're cool, too. But apparently not too clean!

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)