Another rough morning...

So I got up this morning and felt kind of shitty. Must've been that brandy I drank that was left over from Passover. Anyway, I damn near killed myself when I got outta bed, tripping over a dreidel some shiksa left sitting on my bedroom floor after I...

That reminds me of a story...

One night in Phoenix, Dannii and Johnny went back to a house party with some chicks they met after the show. Well, Dannii decided he wanted to just hang out with the 'real' people at the party, so, when this pipe came around he figured it'd be rude not to take a pull off of it. Twenty minutes later, Johnny can't find Dannii anywhere. But out of nowhere he hears a big cheer from outside the house. Everyone is standing around the pool, looking up at the roof of the house. So Johnny takes a look, and dammit if Dannii ain't up there, totally baked. Dannii is waving his arms around saying "I'm a Golden God...I am a Golden God". It looks like Dannii might jump off the roof into the pool, when Johnny starts yelling at Dannii to get off the f**kin' roof. But then Dannii gives his arms one big swing and...


What? That happened to Russell Hammond from Stillwater, too? Wow's a coincidence... Who the f**k is Stillwater?

Uh...ok...Johnny just told me that Dannii never did that, it only happened in the movie "Almost Famous". He and Dannii were lying to me when they told me it happened to them. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for that 'Golden God' thing. That happened to Billy Crudup. But he's cool, too. Especially when he was bangin' Kate Hudson. That was only in the movie? Oh well, I'm sure he's cool anyway.

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)