False idols...

You know what irritates me? All these "Idol" shows: "American Idol", "Canadian Idol", "Iraqi Idol". It's brutal. And who are all these judges on these shows? Paula Abdul? Yeah, there's someone who should be judging other people's talent! And in Canada, who the hell is this Flex guy? And that chump Zack, I hear he's got some new band with some hack on guitar...

That reminds me of a story...

A few years ago, down in San Antonio, late Toyz guitarist Bobby Roxxx and Tommy decided it was kinda sad that they played in all these different cities, but never saw anything but the inside of the club or the inside of their bus. Well, Bobby decided that tonight would be different. So, at the end of their show they came off stage, threw their gear in heap (for ME to tear down and loud out...), drank all the booze from their rider and headed out to see what there was to see. An hour later they're totally lost. Bobby tells Tommy he's gotta bleed the lizard. So, Bobby hops a fence and runs around the corner of some building. All of a sudden cop cars screech up, the cops get out of their cars, running past Tommy. Next thing you know the cops have Bobby in handcuffs, dragging him past a sign that says "Welcome to the Alamo"...


What? Ozzy pissed on the Alamo and got arrested, too? Wow, that's a coincidence... That's unbelievable, Bobby and...

Uh...ok...Tommy just told me that Bobby never did that, it only happened to Ozzy. He was lying to me when they told me it happened to them. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for pissing on the Alamo. That happened to f**kin' Ozzy Osbourne! But it's nice to remember Bobby anyway. We sure miss him.

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)