Eating for health.

I was f**kin' starving last night, just sitting around the band house with Likki and Dannii. I said that we should order some food in but no one seemed to have any money. Dannii told me there was still a piece of pizza in a box sitting under the couch, that he'd been saving for later, but that I could have it I wanted it. Well, like I said, I was starvin', so I grabbed the box and without looking, I dug in and scooped out the remaining piece. Tasted fantastic. I asked Dannii what kind it was. He said pepperoni, shrimp and pesto. It sure was tasty, funny though, I don't remember pesto feeling so fuzzy...

That reminds me of a story...

It was 1986 and the boys were struggling a bit. They'd written “Somebody Save Me” , but Cinderella had stolen it, leaving the boyz broke and depressed. They were out on the road and former drummer Oliver Clozoff thought he had a way to get the boys back in better spirits. A buddy of his (ok, his dealer back in L.A.) owed him a favour. He decided, unbeknownst to the rest of the band to have some nose candy shipped out to the band to kind of get the party started again. Since the band was in a different city every day, the logistics of getting this done were a bit convoluted. Anyway, the band pulls into Omaha, Nebraska and checks into their motel. They walk out of the motel office to see a half dozen local cops standing around their van. One of them is holding a Fed-Ex envelope...

What? That happened to Faster Pussycat, too? But Mark Michals got smack sent out? Wow, that's a coincidence...

Uh...ok...Johnny just told me that Oliver never did that, it only happened to the guys in Faster Pussycat. Johnny was lying to me when he told me it happened to them. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for that Fed-Exing drugs thing. That happened to Mark Michals. But he's cool, too. Well, he was cool before he got booted out of the band. Kind of like Oliver Clozoff.

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)