Who the hell am I? Who the hell are you?

So, I'm sure you're wondering who is this putz capitalizing on Broken Toyz good name, just using them to get chicks he'd never get the time of day from otherwise? Well, you may be right but.. .too f***ing bad for you! When your dad starts bein' their manager you can ride their coat tails, too.

That reminds me of a story...

One night in '87, right around the time they wrote "Livin' on a Prayer" for Bon Jovi , the band was rockin' on some old time TV show. What the TV people didn't know was that earlier in the day, Tommy Gunns had snuck onto the set and set up some flash pots for the big finale at the end of their song. Now, Tommy likes things that make loud sounds (he's a man of simple pleasures), but he didn't know that Likki Stixx had snuck in, too, and packed the flash pots with extra flash powder. At the end of the song, the flash pots went off and almost made Tommy deaf!

What? That happened to Pete Townsend, too? And Keith Moon put in the extra powder? Wow, that's a coincidence...

Uh...ok...Tommy just told me that Likki never did that to him, it only happened to the guys in The Who. Likki and him were lying to me when they told me it happened to them. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for that flash pot thing. That happened to Pete Townsend. But he's cool, too. Especially that windmill thing he does.

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)