Four years of Damage?

So, you may ask yourself what kind of damage can one do to one's self in four years. Lucky for us, we can now present that answer to the world, as we celebrate(?) the fourth anniversary of Dannii Lee Damage joining the fold (Not through the audition process. Not through 'it's not what you know, it's who you know/blow". No, he was passed out on the stage at Morgan's after a Monday night gig. The rest of the Toyz set up around him when they couldn't wake him up. Then halfway through their first set, he woke up and ripped off a killer solo in the middle of "Talk Dirty to Me" and the rest, as they say,
is KISStory, sorry history).

But back to the subject at hand, here is a partial-laundry list of the implements of (mostly) destruction consumed/used by Damage since that fateful day:

2555 fifths of Jack Daniels'
3066 bottles of red wine (including 1178 bottles of Night Train Express)
4592 Trojan Magnum XL condoms
5037 vaginas (he tried to be careful every time... really...)
25 shooooooooots of penicillin (...but nobody's perfect)
2987 7-11 Hoagies
6 sets of plastic sheets
97 litres of Mazola oil
214 eyeliner pencils
3 cycles of Twinrix vaccinations
47 hotel room TVs
937 bibles (their pages roll great joints)
3116 cans of Aquanet Superhold hairspray
3267 sq. ft. of Spandex
6 vocal coaches (so the damage was inflicted on them, not him, live with it)
15 Kum Inmee Happy Ending Blow-up Dolls
14 Hutch's Finest Home Auto-asphyxiation kits (I am going to burn in hell...)
3 wire coat hangers (...twice...)

Kids- do NOT try this at home.

Here's to four more years of Damage!!

Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)