Tap, tap, tap...

Deus meus, ex toto corde poenitet me omnium meorum peccatorum, eaque detestor, quia peccando, non solum poenas a Te iuste statutas promeritus sum, sed praesertim quia offendi Te, summum bonum, ac dignum qui super omnia diligaris. Ideo firmiter propono, adiuvante gratia Tua, de cetero me non peccaturum peccandique occasiones proximas fugiturum.

That reminds me of a story...

It was 1988 and the boys were doing a small tour of Europe, opening for Europe (strange, huh?). They were in Amsterdam, a great little town full of hookers and weed. So, Tommy and Likki decided to make their way out on the town and sample the local 'cuisine'. Johnny was feeling a bit road-lagged, so he decided to stay back at the hotel. For some unknown reason, Likki had brought his girlfriend ( A girlfriend you say? Yeah, that is a bit odd isn't it?) on the tour. Now, seeing as how Likki was going out to sample a sort of 'Dutch treat', she was super pissed at him. I guess while Tommy and Likki were out getting baked and laid, she decided she'd get back at him , alright. So, off she went to the front desk. She got a spare room key from the clerk and slipped into a room that might not have been hers. Next thing you know, Likki and Tommy walk in and there's Johnny on top of ...

What? That happened to Rikki Rockett, too? But it was Richie Kotzen bangin' Rikki's fiancee? Wow, that's a coincidence...

Uh...ok...Dannii just told me that Johnny never did that, it only happened to Rikki Rockettt. Johnny was lying to me when he told me it happened to them. Bastards...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for banging each other's dates. That happened to Rikki Rockett. But he's cool, too. Except when he does a drum solo standing up. That's lame.

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)