Under construction...

Man, I could not sleep last night. I swear they were doing construction outside my room in the middle of the night, sounded like a jackhammer was pounding all damned night. Isn't that against the law? I guess I could've dragged my ass out of bed and called the city or somethin', but, really, couldn't someone else in the neighborhood have done that? Hold on....now that I think about it, my room doesn't have any outside walls. Johnny's room is right beside mine. Hang on, his bed's headboard is right up against my wall...

That reminds me of a story...

A few years ago, back home in L.A., the band used to get pretty smashed at every show (I guess that hasn't really changed...). And Likki used to do this thing where he'd climb up on top of his kit and ask the crowd if anyone was drinking that night. After a loud roar of assent from the crowd, Likki would follow that up by asking if anyone was drinking as much as him (It seems that hasn't really changed, either...). Then someone in the band would hand him a drink and he would slam it down in one gulp. Well, one night at The Roxy on the strip, being drunk and all, Dannii thought it would be funny if they passed a glass around in the crowd and had everyone spit into it and then they handed that glass to Likki when he needed something to slam down. So it got to that point in the show, Likki jumped up on his kit, he asked who was drinkin', then who was drinkin' more than him, then Dannii, hardly able to keep a straight face passes Likki the glass and he opens wide and...


What? Alice Cooper drank a glass full of the crowd's spit, too? Wow, that's a coincidence... That's unbelievable, Likki and...

Uh...ok...Dannii just told me that Likki never did that, it only happened to Alice Cooper. He was lying to me when they told me it happened to them. Damn them...they're always f***ing with me.

Anyway, the guys have done and seen it all, except for drinkin' a cup full of spit. That happened to Alice f**kin' Cooper!

Ok. I gotta go now. But I'll be back with more shit you didn't know about Broken Toyz!

Later,
Eli Finkelstein (Cy's kid)